we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
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it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
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I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.