eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
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I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
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Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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