I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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