I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
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I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
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Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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