i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
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Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
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I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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