plz talk dirty to me
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
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If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
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sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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