Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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