I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
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Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
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I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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