i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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