What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
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I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
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I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I'm always down for nudity.
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