Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
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he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
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I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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