I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Send help, water and tortillas.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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