So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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