Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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