lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
