yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
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Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
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this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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