she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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