Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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