I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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