IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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