Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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