How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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