Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
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a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
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Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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