then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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