what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
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I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
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i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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