I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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