ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
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you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
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My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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