Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
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I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
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Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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