We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
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i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
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im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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