I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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