Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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