Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
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