True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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