well most of my day revolves around power hour
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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