used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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