Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
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i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
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Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I think my moral compass just broke
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