The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
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make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
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But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Pants are for mortals
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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