i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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