I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
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HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
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I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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