I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
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He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
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I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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