I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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