I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
