Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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