I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
