almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
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Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
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Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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