I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
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Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
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did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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