also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
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Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
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Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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