what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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