How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
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Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
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Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
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