i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
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the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
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i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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