Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
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When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
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Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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