Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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