with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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