How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
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Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
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My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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