i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
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He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
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don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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