you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
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I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
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stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
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